Discover the Cellular Triggers of Your Lingering Health Concerns
The Cellular Health Audit examines the 6 critical systems that can explain your chronic symptoms and health challenges. Finally understand what's happening in your body at the cellular level.
Discover Your Path to HealingFeel Like Your Body Is Working Against You?
Discover why you're experiencing:
The Truth About What This Is Really Costing You
You're not just dealing with symptoms. You're losing precious years of your life to:
How much longer are you willing to live this way when there might be answers waiting for you?
Imagine Your Life When You Finally Have Answers
What would it feel like to:
This isn't just about feeling better - it's about getting your life back.
Why Women Choose the Cellular Health Audit
Uncover Root Causes
Go beyond treating symptoms and discover what's really happening beneath the surface of your health challenges.
Personalized Analysis
Get a comprehensive review of your bloodwork through a holistic and functional medicine lens that conventional doctors miss.
Targeted Solutions
Receive specific recommendations tailored to your unique cellular health profile, not generic health advice.
Who Am I and Why Should You Trust Me With Your Health?
I understand your frustration because I've been where you are.
After watching thousands of women struggle with unexplained symptoms while being told they're "fine," I knew there had to be a better way. That's why I dedicated my career to understanding what conventional medicine misses.
My Credentials:
- โ Board Certified Chiropractic Physician
- โ Certified Functional Medicine Practitioner
- โ Certified Functional Bloodwork Specialist
- โ Over 600 hours of post-graduate continuing education in functional medicine and nutrition
- โ Nearly 30 years in private clinical practice
But here's what matters most: I've personally reviewed over 600 cellular health audits and helped women just like you finally connect the dots between their symptoms and their cellular systems. I don't just look at your numbers - I see the person behind them who deserves to feel vibrant and healthy again.
The 6 Critical Cellular Systems
Your chronic symptoms could be explained by imbalances in these essential systems
Why These Systems Matter More Than You Think
Think of your body like a sophisticated orchestra. When all the musicians (your cellular systems) are in harmony, you experience vibrant health. But when even one section is out of tune, the entire performance suffers.
Here's the crucial part most doctors miss: These systems don't work in isolation. They're deeply interconnected, which is why addressing just one symptom at a time rarely works. You need to see the complete picture.
Detoxification
The biochemical process that affects energy production, detoxification, hormone balance, and neurotransmitter function.
Why This System Is Critical:
Methylation happens over 1 billion times per second in your body. When it's impaired, you can't properly detox, make energy, balance hormones, or produce happy brain chemicals like serotonin.
When methylation fails, you might experience:
- Crushing fatigue that won't improve with rest
- Depression, anxiety, or mood swings
- Chemical sensitivities and poor detox ability
- Hormone imbalances and fertility issues
Energy
Your cellular power plants that generate the energy your body needs for optimal function and vitality. When these are dysfunctional, fatigue and brain fog often result.
Why This System Is Critical:
You have trillions of mitochondria working 24/7 to power every cell in your body. When they're damaged by toxins, stress, or poor nutrition, your entire system starts breaking down.
When mitochondria are damaged, you might experience:
- Bone-deep exhaustion that sleep doesn't fix
- Brain fog and difficulty concentrating
- Exercise intolerance and slow recovery
- Premature aging and poor healing
Digestion
The ecosystem of bacteria in your gut that influences digestion, immunity, brain function, and overall health.
Why This System Is Critical:
Your gut contains 70% of your immune system and produces 90% of your serotonin. When your microbiome is imbalanced, it affects everything from your mood to your ability to fight infections.
When your microbiome is disrupted, you might experience:
- Digestive issues, bloating, and food sensitivities
- Frequent infections and autoimmune flares
- Depression, anxiety, and brain fog
- Skin problems and chronic inflammation
Immune Function
Your body's first line of defense against toxins, pathogens, and inflammatory triggers.
Why This System Is Critical:
This barrier in your gut, lungs, and other organs decides what gets into your bloodstream. When it's compromised (leaky gut), toxins and undigested food particles trigger widespread inflammation.
When your mucosal barrier is damaged, you might experience:
- Food allergies and chemical sensitivities
- Autoimmune conditions and chronic inflammation
- Joint pain and muscle aches
- Skin reactions and environmental sensitivities
Metabolism
How efficiently your body produces and uses energy, regulates hormones, and maintains cellular function.
Why This System Is Critical:
Your metabolism controls how your body converts food into energy, regulates hormones, and maintains stable blood sugar. When disrupted, it creates a cascade of health problems.
When your metabolism is dysfunctional, you might experience:
- Stubborn weight gain and inability to lose fat
- Blood sugar swings and intense cravings
- Hormone imbalances affecting sleep and mood
- Slow healing and poor stress tolerance
Mineral Balance
Essential minerals are cofactors for over 300 enzymatic reactions in your cells. They're required for energy production, detoxification, immune function, and hormone synthesis.
Why This System Is Critical:
Minerals like magnesium, zinc, iron, and selenium are the foundation of cellular function. Even mild deficiencies can severely impact energy production, immune function, and mental clarity.
When minerals are deficient, you might experience:
- Fatigue, muscle weakness, and poor recovery
- Hair loss, brittle nails, and slow wound healing
- Compromised immunity and frequent infections
- Mood disorders, anxiety, and brain fog
The Game-Changing Truth
When these 6 systems are working properly, you experience the vitality and health you remember from your younger years. When they're not, you get the symptoms that have been frustrating you for months or years.
The Cellular Health Audit reveals exactly which of your systems need support and gives you the precise roadmap to restore them.
How the Cellular Health Audit Works
Complete the Health Questionnaire
Fill out a detailed questionnaire about your symptoms, health history, and lifestyle factors.
Get Comprehensive Bloodwork
Undergo specialized testing that assesses over 75 markers and looks deeper than standard lab work to assess your cellular systems. Included in price.
Receive Your Personalized Analysis
I'll review your data through a functional medicine lens and create a personalized video explaining my findings.
Understand Your Path Forward
Discover which of my 90-day programs would best address your specific cellular health needs.
Success Stories
After years of fatigue, brain fog, and unexplained weight gain, the Cellular Health Audit finally showed me what was happening at the root level. Three months into my personalized program, I have more energy than I've had in a decade.
I saw six different doctors who all told me my tests were 'normal,' yet I still felt terrible. The Cellular Health Audit revealed imbalances in my methylation and mitochondrial function that explained all my symptoms. Now I finally have answers and a path to healing.
For the first time in years, someone actually listened to what I was experiencing and connected all the dots. The audit showed me exactly why I was having gut issues, hormone problems, and constant fatigue. It was like finally getting a roadmap to my health.
Frequently Asked Questions
Traditional medical testing looks for disease states, while the Cellular Health Audit examines functional imbalances that occur before disease develops. We analyze your bloodwork through a different lens, looking at optimal ranges rather than just normal ranges, and connecting patterns that conventional medicine often misses.
We test over 75 markers in the Audit. Everything we need to understand the functioning of YOUR cellular systems.
We test full panels for Thyroid (including antibodies), Cholesterol (including APOB, Lp(a)), Iron, and Metabolic. Immune System, Adrenals, Inflammation, Vitamin, Minerals, Antioxidants, and so much more.
From the time you complete your questionnaire and bloodwork, you'll receive your personalized video analysis within 7-10 business days. The entire process from booking to receiving your recommendations typically takes 2-3 weeks.
The Cellular Health Audit is a private consultation service and is not typically covered by insurance. However, some clients may be able to use HSA/FSA funds or submit for partial reimbursement depending on their plan. Many clients find the investment in understanding their root causes saves them money on ineffective treatments in the long run.
The Cellular Health Audit is a standalone service with no obligation to continue with a program. You'll receive valuable insights from the audit alone, and the choice to proceed with a recommended program is entirely yours.
The Cellular Health Audit is available throughout the United States, except for New York, New Jersey, and Rhode Island due to state regulations regarding lab testing.
The Cellular Health Audit with Functional Bloodwork
Finally understand what's happening in your body at the cellular level and get the precise roadmap to restore optimal function.
Just $398
Includes comprehensive functional bloodwork, detailed analysis, and your personalized video review
Available in the United States (except NY, NJ, RI)
Stop treating symptoms. Start fixing cells. Get your life back.
