Discover the Cellular Triggers of Your Lingering Health Concerns
The Cellular Health Audit examines the 6 critical systems that can explain your chronic symptoms and health challenges. Finally understand what's happening in your body at the cellular level.
Discover Your Path to HealingFeel Like Your Body Is Working Against You?
Discover why you're experiencing:
The Frustrating Healthcare Experience You Know Too Well
You finally worked up the courage to see your doctor about how terrible you've been feeling. You described the crushing fatigue, the weight that won't budge, the brain fog, the digestive issues...
They ordered some basic bloodwork. A week later, you got the call:
"Everything looks good. Your labs are normal."
But you don't feel normal. You feel like your body is betraying you every single day.
Or maybe they found ONE marker that was "off" and immediately wrote you a prescription - without ever looking beyond that marker for the contributing factor driving that marker.
Medicating every symptom isn't making you healthy.
This isn't healthcare - this is sick care management. They're waiting for you to get sick enough to treat with medication, rather than helping you understand what's happening in your body right now.
You deserve answers, not band-aids. You deserve to understand what your body is trying to tell you.
Why Women Choose the Cellular Health Audit
Uncover Root Causes
Go beyond treating symptoms and discover what's really happening beneath the surface of your health challenges.
Personalized Analysis
Get a comprehensive review of your health questionnaire and functional bloodwork through a holistic lens that conventional doctors miss.
Targeted Solutions
Receive specific recommendations tailored to your unique cellular health profile, not generic health advice.
What is a Cellular Health Audit?
The audit looks at how your cells are functioning.
Think of it as a comprehensive health detective story where we examine your body's cellular systems to uncover the root causes of your symptoms.
Deep Cellular Analysis
We examine how your 37 trillion cells are producing energy, detoxifying, fighting infections, and communicating with each other.
Connecting the Dots
Unlike conventional medicine that treats isolated symptoms, we look at how your cellular systems work together as an interconnected whole.
Precision Insights
Connecting the dots between your labs, symptoms, and cellular functions. Finally understand the big picture driving your symptoms.
The Result?
Instead of playing symptom whack-a-mole, you get a clear roadmap to cellular health that addresses the true underlying causes of how you're feeling.
Finally, answers that make sense and a path forward that actually works.
Who Am I and Why Should You Trust Me With Your Health?
I understand your frustration because I've been where you are.
At 24, I was diagnosed with hypothyroid with ONE test and given synthetic medication that didn't help. I felt dismissed, frustrated, and like my body was failing me.
Ten years later, when no one else would dig deeper, I did. I discovered I didn't just have hypothyroid - I had Hashimoto's, plus inflammation within my cellular systems that had gone undetected for years, creating more and more damage to my body.
Through my own cellular health audit, I was able to create a healing path for my cells and get into remission. That's when everything changed.
Now I dedicate my career to helping women get off the symptom merry-go-round. I show them what conventional medicine misses and how to actually heal - not just manage symptoms with more medications.
My Credentials:
But here's what matters most: I've personally reviewed over 700 cellular health audits and helped women just like you finally connect the dots between their symptoms and their cellular systems.
Why I Created the Cellular Health Audit
After decades in practice, I realized that symptoms and lab results don't exist in isolation.
The truth is beautifully simple: When our cells are healthy, we are healthy. When our cells are not healthy, we are not healthy and we have symptoms.
Symptoms are messages from our cells. They're trying to tell us exactly what's wrong and what needs support.
But conventional medicine treats symptoms as problems to suppress, rather than messages to understand.
This is why I created the Cellular Health Audit.
It marries your symptoms, your bloodwork, and your cellular functions together so we know exactly where to start and what needs support.
When we understand what your cells are telling us, we can give them exactly what they need to function optimally again.
The 6 Critical Cellular Systems
Your chronic symptoms could be explained by imbalances in these essential systems
Why These Systems Matter More Than You Think
Think of your body like a sophisticated orchestra. When all the musicians (your cellular systems) are in harmony, you experience vibrant health. But when even one section is out of tune, the entire performance suffers.
Here's the crucial part most doctors miss: These systems don't work in isolation. They're deeply interconnected, which is why addressing just one symptom at a time rarely works.
Detoxification
The biochemical process that affects energy production, detoxification, hormone balance, and neurotransmitter function.
Why This System Is Critical:
Methylation happens over 1 billion times per second in your body. When it's impaired, you can't properly detox, make energy, balance hormones, or produce happy brain chemicals.
When methylation fails, you might experience:
- Crushing fatigue that won't improve with rest
- Depression, anxiety, or mood swings
- Chemical sensitivities and poor detox ability
- Hormone imbalances and fertility issues
Energy
Your cellular power plants that generate the energy your body needs for optimal function and vitality.
Why This System Is Critical:
You have trillions of mitochondria working 24/7 to power every cell in your body. When they're damaged by toxins, stress, or poor nutrition, your entire system starts breaking down.
When mitochondria are damaged, you might experience:
- Bone-deep exhaustion that sleep doesn't fix
- Brain fog and difficulty concentrating
- Exercise intolerance and slow recovery
- Premature aging and poor healing
Digestion
The ecosystem of bacteria in your gut that influences digestion, immunity, brain function, and overall health.
Why This System Is Critical:
Your gut contains 70% of your immune system and produces 90% of your serotonin. When your microbiome is imbalanced, it affects everything from mood to immunity.
When disrupted, you might experience:
- Digestive issues, bloating, and food sensitivities
- Frequent infections and autoimmune flares
- Depression, anxiety, and brain fog
- Skin problems and chronic inflammation
Immune Function
Your body's first line of defense against toxins, pathogens, and inflammatory triggers.
Why This System Is Critical:
This barrier in your gut, lungs, and other organs decides what gets into your bloodstream. When compromised (leaky gut), toxins trigger widespread inflammation.
When damaged, you might experience:
- Food allergies and chemical sensitivities
- Autoimmune conditions and chronic inflammation
- Joint pain and muscle aches
- Skin reactions and environmental sensitivities
Metabolism
How efficiently your body produces and uses energy, regulates hormones, and maintains cellular function.
Why This System Is Critical:
Your metabolism controls how your body converts food into energy, regulates hormones, and maintains stable blood sugar.
When dysfunctional, you might experience:
- Stubborn weight gain and inability to lose fat
- Blood sugar swings and intense cravings
- Hormone imbalances affecting sleep and mood
- Slow healing and poor stress tolerance
Mineral Balance
Essential minerals are cofactors for over 300 enzymatic reactions in your cells.
Why This System Is Critical:
Minerals like magnesium, zinc, iron, and selenium are the foundation of cellular function. Even mild deficiencies can severely impact energy and immunity.
When deficient, you might experience:
- Fatigue, muscle weakness, and poor recovery
- Hair loss, brittle nails, and slow wound healing
- Compromised immunity and frequent infections
- Mood disorders, anxiety, and brain fog
The Game-Changing Truth
When these 6 systems are working properly, you experience the vitality and health you remember from your younger years.
The Cellular Health Audit reveals exactly which systems need support and gives you the precise roadmap to restore them.
How the Cellular Health Audit Works
Complete the Health Questionnaire
Fill out a detailed questionnaire about your symptoms, health history, and lifestyle factors.
Get Comprehensive Bloodwork
Undergo specialized testing that assesses over 75 markers and looks deeper than standard lab work. Included in price.
Receive Your Personalized Analysis
I'll review your data through a functional medicine lens and create a personalized video explaining my findings.
Understand Your Path Forward
Discover which of my 90-day programs would best address your specific cellular health needs.
Complete Testing Breakdown: Your 75+ Markers
Here's a peek into what we test - far beyond what most doctors ever test:
๐ฆ Complete Thyroid Panel
- โ TSH (Thyroid Stimulating Hormone)
- โ Total T3
- โ Free T4
- โ Free T3
- โ T3 Uptake
- โ T4 Total
- โ Free T4 Index
- โ TPO Antibodies
- โ Thyroglobulin Antibodies (TGAB)
โก Metabolic Health
- โ Fasting Glucose
- โ Fasting Insulin
- โ Hemoglobin A1C
- โ DHEA (Adrenal hormone)
- โ AM Cortisol (Morning stress hormone)
Reveals blood sugar dysfunction, insulin resistance, and stress hormone imbalances
โค๏ธ Advanced Heart Health
- โ Total Cholesterol
- โ Triglycerides
- โ LDL Cholesterol
- โ HDL Cholesterol
- โ APOB (Advanced lipid marker)
- โ Lp(a) (Genetic heart risk factor)
- โ Homocysteine
- โ hs-CRP (Inflammation marker)
๐งผ Detoxification Pathways
- โ Homocysteine
- โ AST/ALT (Liver enzymes)
- โ GGT (Liver detox marker)
- โ B12 (Methylation support)
- โ Folate (Methylation pathway)
Shows how well your body eliminates toxins and processes hormones
๐ Essential Vitamins & Minerals
- โ Vitamin D (25-Hydroxy Total)
- โ Folate
- โ B12
- โ Magnesium RBC
- โ Iron
- โ TIBC (Total Iron Binding Capacity)
- โ CoQ10 (Cellular energy)
Critical cofactors for energy production and cellular function
๐ฅ Inflammation Markers
- โ Ferritin (Iron storage & inflammation)
- โ hs-CRP (High-sensitivity C-Reactive Protein)
- โ Homocysteine (Vascular inflammation)
Identifies hidden inflammation that drives chronic symptoms
๐ก๏ธ Gut & Immune Health
- โ CBC w/Differential (Complete Blood Count)
- โ Globulin (Immune protein levels)
- โ Total Protein
- โ Albumin (Protein synthesis)
- โ Vitamin D, 25-Hydroxy (Immune modulator)
Assesses immune function and gut-derived protein synthesis
๐ซ Complete Liver Function
- โ AST (Liver health)
- โ ALT (Liver health)
- โ GGT (Liver detox capacity)
- โ LDH (Cellular damage marker)
- โ Alkaline Phosphatase
Assesses your body's primary detoxification organ
Plus Much More!
This is just a sample of our comprehensive testing. We test over 75 markers - everything needed to understand your cellular health.
Ready to Discover What Your Cells Are Telling You?
Stop guessing about your health. Get the comprehensive cellular analysis that reveals exactly what's happening in your body.
Book Your Cellular Health Audit - $398Success Stories
After years of fatigue, brain fog, and unexplained weight gain, the Cellular Health Audit finally showed me what was happening at the root level. Three months into my personalized program, I have more energy than I've had in a decade.
I saw six different doctors who all told me my tests were 'normal,' yet I still felt terrible. The Cellular Health Audit revealed imbalances in my methylation and mitochondrial function that explained all my symptoms. Now I finally have answers and a path to healing.
For the first time in years, someone actually listened to what I was experiencing and connected all the dots. The audit showed me exactly why I was having gut issues, hormone problems, and constant fatigue. It was like finally getting a roadmap to my health.
Frequently Asked Questions
Traditional medical testing looks for disease states, while the Cellular Health Audit examines functional imbalances that occur before disease develops. We analyze your bloodwork through a different lens, looking at optimal ranges rather than just normal ranges, and connecting patterns that conventional medicine often misses.
From the time you complete your questionnaire and bloodwork, you'll receive your personalized video analysis within 7-10 business days. The entire process from booking to receiving your recommendations typically takes 2-3 weeks.
The Cellular Health Audit is a private consultation service and is not typically covered by insurance. However, some clients may be able to use HSA/FSA funds or submit for partial reimbursement depending on their plan. Many clients find the investment in understanding their root causes saves them money on ineffective treatments in the long run.
The Cellular Health Audit is a standalone service with no obligation to continue with a program. You'll receive valuable insights from the audit alone, and the choice to proceed with a recommended program is entirely yours.
The Cellular Health Audit is available throughout the United States, except for New York, New Jersey, and Rhode Island due to state regulations regarding lab testing.
Not Sure if the Cellular Health Audit is Right for You?
Schedule a 20-Minute 1:1 Consultation with Dr. Misty
Get personalized guidance to determine if the Cellular Health Audit is the right next step for your health journey.
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Get the clarity you need to make the best decision for your health
The Cellular Health Audit with Functional Bloodwork
Finally understand what's happening in your body at the cellular level and get the precise roadmap to restore optimal function.
Just $398
Includes detailed health history and symptom survey, comprehensive functional bloodwork, detailed analysis, and your personalized video review
Available in the United States (except NY, NJ, RI)
Stop treating symptoms. Start fixing cells. Get your life back.
