Diagnosis or NOT 

Your answers can be found inside your cells.

 

You just need someone who knows what to look for 

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YOU KNOW SOMETHING'S OFF...

YOU'RE DOING EVERYTHING RIGHT. BUT YOUR BODY ISN'T RESPONDING!

 

You wake up exhausted before the day even begins.

You push through anyway — because that's what you do.

You've smiled and nodded when your doctor told you "everything looks normal" while sitting in that paper gown wondering how you can feel this awful when nothing is supposedly wrong.

You've cried in frustration after another appointment where you left with either a prescription you don't want or a dismissal you don't deserve.

You've tried the diets. Taken the supplements. Exercised more, eaten less, tracked everything.

You've done what you were told.

And you still feel terrible.

Your weight won't budge. Your energy never returns. Your brain feels foggy. Your hormones feel chaotic. Your hair is thinning. Your mood shifts without warning.

Your body feels foreign to you.

And when you go back to the doctor?

"Your labs are normal."

You've started to wonder if this is just your life now. If maybe everyone feels this way and you're just not handling it well. If you're being dramatic. If this is just what getting older feels like.

You are not dramatic. You are not weak. You are not "just getting older."

You are being failed by a system that isn't looking for the right things.

YOU ARE NOT ALONE...

IF YOU'VE BEEN GIVEN A DIAGNOSIS — OR KEEP BEING TOLD NOTHING IS WRONG — THIS IS FOR YOU

 

Maybe you've been diagnosed with hypothyroid, high cholesterol, PCOS, insulin resistance, or an autoimmune condition. Maybe you've been handed a prescription and sent on your way.

Or maybe you've been told everything is "normal" — while you feel anything but.

Here's what nobody told you:

Every one of those diagnoses is a symptom. The real problem is cellular dysfunction.

When you medicate the symptom without fixing the cell underneath it, you manage — but you never truly heal.

This is why you can be on medication and still feel exhausted, foggy, inflamed, and frustrated.

  • Your thyroid medication doesn't restore why your thyroid cells stopped working.
  • Your statin doesn't address why your cholesterol is elevated.
  • Your metformin doesn't repair why your body can't use sugar.

The medication manages the number on the lab report.

It does not fix the cellular damage underneath it.

Your diagnosis is not your destiny. It's a clue that your cells need support.

 

HERE'S WHAT NO DOCTOR HAS EVER TOLD YOU

Healthy cells = Healthy you

Unhealthy cells = Symptoms

It really is that simple — and that profound.

Your cells are the foundation of everything. Every organ, every system, every function in your body depends entirely on whether your cells can do their job. When they can't, symptoms appear. When they can, the body heals.

So what do healthy cells actually need to do?

Every cell in your body must be able to:

  • Make energy — without this, nothing works. Not your thyroid, not your hormones, not your gut.
  • Protect against damage — oxidative stress silently destroys cells long before disease appears
  • Control inflammation — chronic cellular inflammation is behind most modern diagnoses
  • Detoxify — your cells must be able to eliminate what doesn't belong
  • Absorb nutrients — even a perfect diet can't help if your cells can't take in what they need
  • Bind hormones — hormones can only work if your cells can actually receive their signal

When your cells can do these six things, they have everything they need to heal. Symptoms resolve. Energy returns. The body works the way it was designed to.

When they can't — no diet, supplement, or medication will ever fully fix how you feel.

 

 

WHY YOUR DOCTOR HAS MISSED THIS

Most doctors are doing exactly what they were trained to do: treat symptoms and interpret lab numbers in isolation.

  • They see a TSH out of range and treat the thyroid.
  • They see high cholesterol and prescribe a statin.
  • They see blood sugar climbing and add metformin.

They treat the individual number. They never ask why that number is there.

I do something very different.

First, I test beyond what your doctor ever orders. The standard medical panel is designed to catch disease — it was never designed to assess cellular function. There are critical markers your doctor has simply never looked at that reveal exactly how your cells are producing energy, managing inflammation, detoxifying, and protecting themselves from damage.

Then I look at ALL of it through a completely different lens.

Instead of asking "is this number in range?" I ask "why is this number here, what is it connected to, and what is it telling me about how your cells are actually functioning?"

I connect the dots between your symptoms, your cellular function, and your bloodwork — looking at how everything relates to each other, not as isolated numbers on a page.

And I use optimal ranges, not the standard ranges your doctor uses. Standard lab ranges are based on sick populations. "Normal" doesn't mean healthy — it means average. And average right now means metabolically struggling.

When we look at your bloodwork through a cellular lens using optimal ranges, we can finally see what's been missed — and your body can finally begin to heal.

 

INTRODUCING THE CELLULAR HEALTH AUDIT

The Cellular Health Audit is a deep, comprehensive analysis of how your cells are actually functioning — combining an in-depth health assessment with extensive functional bloodwork your doctor has never ordered.

This is not a standard panel. This is not a wellness checkup.

This is a 70+ biomarker cellular evaluation that examines the six functions your cells must perform — and identifies exactly where the breakdown is occurring.

We assess:

  • Minerals — The foundation of every cellular process. Required for energy production, detoxification, immune function, and hormone synthesis. Without the right mineral status, nothing else works.
  • Mitochondria (Energy) — Your cellular power plants. When they're struggling, fatigue and brain fog follow. Every other cellular function depends on energy being made here first.
  • Antioxidant Defense (REDOX) — The balance between cellular damage and repair. When this tips, inflammation becomes chronic and cells can't function. Your doctor never checks this.
  • Methylation (Detox) — Happening a billion times per second, methylation controls detoxification, hormone production, neurotransmitter balance, and even DNA repair. When it's impaired, everything slows down.
  • Cell Protection — Your cell membranes decide what gets in and what stays out. When they're damaged, nutrients can't enter, toxins can't leave, and hormones can't dock. This is often why hormone replacement "doesn't work."
  • Metabolic Balance — Your thyroid, adrenals, blood sugar, and cardiovascular system are the output of cellular health. We assess the cellular foundation driving these systems — not just the systems themselves.
 
 

WHAT'S INCLUDED IN YOUR AUDIT   

✓ Detailed Health & Symptom Questionnaire 

✓ Comprehensive Functional Bloodwork — Ordered and included. Drawn at Labcorp

✓ 70+ Biomarker Analysis 

âś“ Custom Video Report

âś“ Clarity on Next Steps

 

HEY, I'M DR MISTY!

I am so glad you are here!

 After watching thousands of women struggle with unexplained symptoms while being told they were "fine," I knew conventional medicine was missing something fundamental.

That search led me to cellular health — and it changed everything about how I practice.

I stopped asking "what is the diagnosis?" and started asking "why are the cells failing?" That shift — from treating symptoms to uncovering cellular dysfunction — is what the Cellular Health Audit is built on.

I have spent nearly 30 years in clinical practice learning what happens when you stop treating symptoms and start looking at the cellular foundation underneath them.

My Credentials:

âś“ Board-Certified Chiropractic Physician
âś“ Board-Certified Traditional Naturopathic Doctor
âś“ Certified Functional Medicine Practitioner
âś“ Certified Functional Bloodwork Specialist
âś“ Over 900 hours of post-graduate continuing education in functional medicine, bloodwork, and nutrition
âś“ Nearly 30 years in private clinical practice
âś“ Hundreds of women helped to restore health at the cellular level

I am not looking for disease. I am looking for dysfunction — before it becomes disease.

And I am looking at something no one else has looked at for you yet.

Your cells.

I have been looking for this help for so long fun. I've never had anyone be able to explain the way you did. Thank You are such small words. -I'm so greatful

 

 ---Rose  V

After 20 years of thyroid medication with no improvement Dr Misty's cellular approach changed everything. I have energy I haven't felt in decades 

----Linda T
 

When You Fix The Cells, The Body Heals

Your symptoms are not separate problems requiring separate solutions.

They are downstream effects of the same upstream cellular breakdown.

This is why treating one thing at a time never works.

This is why you can be on multiple medications and still feel terrible.

This is why no single diet, supplement, or protocol has ever fully fixed how you feel.

When you restore what your cells actually need — in the correct order — everything changes.

Energy returns. Inflammation resolves. Hormones balance. Weight normalizes. Digestion heals. Mental clarity returns. Your body starts working with you instead of against you.

This isn't magic. This isn't a miracle protocol.

This is what happens when someone finally looks at the right thing.

Your symptoms are real. Your labs can prove it. And for the first time, you'll have a complete picture of what's actually going on — and exactly what your body needs to heal.

You were not meant to feel this way. And you don't have to anymore.

 

When You Address Cellular Dysfunction:

 

  • Energy returns
  • Inflammation resolves
  • Hormones balance
  • Weight normalizes
  • Digestion heals
  • Mental clarity returns

The Cellular Health Audit shows you:

  • WHAT is really going on at the cellular level
  • WHY you feel the way you do
  • WHICH systems need support first
  • HOW to heal in the correct order

Your symptoms are real. They're measurable. And they're fixable.

Are you ready to stop treating symptoms and start healing cells?

Valid in United States ONLY. Excluded NY, NJ, RI

CELLULAR HEALTH AUDIT

$398

YOU ARE READY FOR ANSWERS

 

  • Detailed Symptom  Questionnaire
  • Health and Lifestyle History
  • Comprehensive Functional Bloodwork
  • Cellular Analysis
  • Video and Written Report
  • Recommendations
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FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS.

Why Now?

Here's what happens if you wait:

Cellular dysfunction doesn't stay static - it cascades.

1. When minerals are depleted, mitochondria can't produce energy.
2. When mitochondria struggle, oxidative stress skyrockets.
3. When oxidative stress wins, cell membranes break down.
4. When cell membranes fail, hormones can't communicate.
5. When cells can't communicate, entire systems collapse.

* What starts as fatigue becomes chronic exhaustion.
* What begins as stubborn weight becomes metabolic dysfunction.
* What feels like brain fog becomes cognitive decline.

Your cells are sending you distress signals RIGHT NOW.

Every day you wait is another day those cells struggle, another day the dysfunction spreads to more systems, another day you feel dismissed and hopeless.

I only take 8 new Cellular Health Audits per month because each one requires 3-4 hours of detailed analysis.

If this month fills, you'll wait another 30 days - and that's 30 more days of:

  • Waking up exhausted
  • Fighting your body instead of healing it
  • Missing out on life because you don't have the energy
  • Wondering if this is just "how it is now"

Your symptoms are real. Your labs can prove it. And you deserve answers.

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