Fix Your Cells and Get Well | Cellular Health Audit with Functional Bloodwork

Your Symptoms Are Your Cells Crying for Help

Fix Your Cells and Get Well

Discover the cellular imbalances causing your chronic symptoms through comprehensive functional bloodwork and personalized analysis. When your cells work properly, your symptoms disappear.

Discover What Your Cells Are Telling You

The Foundation of All Health Begins at the Cellular Level

Here's What Most Doctors Don't Understand

Your body is made up of 37 trillion cells. Every single function in your body - from energy production to hormone balance to immune function - happens at the cellular level.

When your cells are healthy and functioning optimally, you feel amazing. When they're not, you experience symptoms.

Your symptoms aren't random - they're your cells' way of telling you exactly what's wrong.

37 TRILLION
Cells Working
For Your Health

When they're in balance = Vibrant Health
When they're not = Chronic Symptoms

Symptoms Are Simply a Reflection of How Your Cells Are Working

Think of symptoms as your body's check engine light.

When your car's check engine light comes on, you don't just put tape over it and ignore it. You investigate what's causing the problem and fix it.

Your symptoms are telling you exactly which cellular systems need support. When those systems are balanced and functioning properly, the symptoms naturally resolve.

Fatigue & Brain Fog

= Mitochondrial dysfunction preventing proper energy production in your cells

Digestive Issues

= Microbiome imbalance and compromised intestinal cell function

Weight Gain

= Metabolic dysfunction at the cellular level affecting how your body processes and stores energy

Skin Problems

= Detoxification pathways overwhelmed, unable to eliminate toxins through normal channels

Hormone Imbalances

= Downstream effects of cellular systems not working in harmony

Mood Issues

= Neurotransmitter production problems stemming from methylation dysfunction

The Real Reason You're Exhausted: It's Not What You Think

Chronic Fatigue Isn't About "Being Lazy" or "Getting Older"

That bone-deep exhaustion you feel? It's your mitochondria (cellular powerhouses) crying for help. But here's what most people don't understand: mitochondrial dysfunction isn't random - it's caused by specific, fixable problems.

Your mitochondria need specific nutrients and conditions to produce energy. When they don't get them, energy production plummets.

Mineral Deficiencies

The Hidden Energy Thieves

Your mitochondria require specific minerals like magnesium, iron, zinc, and B-vitamins to function. Even subclinical deficiencies can slash energy production by 50% or more.

Standard lab ranges often miss these deficiencies because they look for disease states, not optimal function.

Blood Sugar Imbalances

The Energy Roller Coaster

Blood sugar spikes and crashes force your mitochondria to work overtime, eventually leading to insulin resistance and energy dysfunction at the cellular level.

This creates a vicious cycle: poor energy leads to sugar cravings, which damages mitochondria further.

Poor Methylation

The Energy Production Breakdown

Methylation dysfunction prevents your body from properly utilizing B-vitamins and creating the cofactors your mitochondria need for energy production.

This is why some people feel worse on B-vitamin supplements - their methylation pathways can't process them properly.

Lack of Sunlight

The Missing Energy Signal

Sunlight directly impacts mitochondrial function by stimulating energy production pathways and regulating circadian rhythms that control cellular repair and regeneration.

Indoor living and artificial light disrupt your mitochondria's natural rhythm, leading to decreased energy production and poor cellular recovery.

The Energy Restoration Formula

When we identify and correct the specific mineral deficiencies, blood sugar imbalances, methylation dysfunction, and light exposure patterns affecting YOUR mitochondria, energy naturally returns.

This isn't about pushing through fatigue or drinking more coffee - it's about giving your cellular powerhouses what they need to function optimally again.

Weight Gain After 40: It's Not About Willpower

Stubborn Weight Gain Is a Symptom, Not a Character Flaw

If you're doing "everything right" but still gaining weight or can't lose it, you're not broken. Your cellular systems are out of balance, making weight loss nearly impossible regardless of diet and exercise.

Weight management happens at the cellular level. When your cells can't properly process nutrients, regulate hormones, or respond to insulin, weight gain is inevitable.

Metabolic Cellular Dysfunction

Insulin Resistance: Your cells stop responding to insulin properly, forcing your body to store everything as fat instead of using it for energy.

Thyroid Dysfunction: Often stemming from immune system attacking the thyroid due to other cellular imbalances.

Mitochondrial Damage: When your cellular powerhouses can't burn calories efficiently, metabolism slows dramatically.

Hormonal Cascade Effects

Cortisol Dysregulation: Chronic stress signals from dysfunctional cells trigger fat storage, especially around the midsection.

Leptin Resistance: Your satiety hormone stops working properly, leaving you constantly hungry despite having adequate fat stores.

Estrogen Dominance: Poor detoxification pathways can't clear hormones properly, leading to weight gain and water retention.

The Weight Loss Solution

When we restore proper cellular function - fixing methylation, supporting mitochondria, balancing the microbiome, healing the gut barrier, and optimizing metabolism - your body naturally returns to its healthy weight.

This isn't about restriction or willpower - it's about giving your cells what they need to regulate weight properly again.

The 6 Cellular Systems That Control Your Health

Your Body is Only as Healthy as Your Cells

These 6 cellular systems must work in perfect harmony for you to experience optimal health. When even one is out of balance, it creates a cascade effect that manifests as the symptoms you're experiencing.

Detoxification System

(Methylation Pathway)

Happening 1 billion times per second in your body, methylation controls energy production, detoxification, hormone balance, and neurotransmitter creation.

When impaired:

Fatigue, depression, hormone chaos, chemical sensitivities, poor detox ability

Energy Production System

(Mitochondrial Function)

Your cellular powerhouses generating ATP (energy currency) for every function in your body. You have trillions working 24/7.

When damaged:

Crushing fatigue, brain fog, exercise intolerance, premature aging, slow healing

Digestive System

(Microbiome Balance)

Houses 70% of your immune system and produces 90% of your serotonin. Controls digestion, immunity, and brain function.

When imbalanced:

Digestive issues, frequent infections, depression, anxiety, skin problems, autoimmune flares

Immune Barrier System

(Mucosal Barrier Integrity)

Your first line of defense deciding what enters your bloodstream. When compromised (leaky gut), toxins trigger widespread inflammation.

When damaged:

Food allergies, chemical sensitivities, autoimmune conditions, joint pain, chronic inflammation

Metabolic System

(Cellular Metabolism)

Controls how efficiently your cells convert food into energy, regulate blood sugar, and maintain hormonal balance.

When dysfunctional:

Weight gain, blood sugar swings, intense cravings, hormone imbalances, poor stress tolerance

Mineral Balance System

(Cellular Mineral Status)

Essential minerals are cofactors for over 300 enzymatic reactions in your cells. They're required for energy production, detoxification, immune function, and hormone synthesis.

When deficient:

Fatigue, muscle weakness, hair loss, poor wound healing, compromised immunity, mood disorders

Inflammation: The Fire Destroying Your Cells

The Root Cause Behind Most Chronic Symptoms

Chronic inflammation is like a slow-burning fire in your body, damaging your cells day after day. But here's what's crucial to understand:

Inflammation is NOT the root cause - it's a symptom.

To truly heal, we must understand WHERE the inflammation is stemming from. Is it coming from:

  • Damaged mitochondria producing inflammatory byproducts?
  • A leaky gut allowing toxins into your bloodstream?
  • Impaired detoxification allowing inflammatory toxins to accumulate?
  • Microbiome imbalances triggering immune system overactivity?
  • Metabolic dysfunction creating inflammatory blood sugar spikes?

When we identify and fix the cellular dysfunction causing the inflammation, the inflammation naturally resolves - and so do your symptoms.

The Truth About Hormone Issues

Hormone Problems Are Downstream Symptoms, Not Root Causes

Most practitioners treat hormone imbalances as isolated problems. But hormones are simply messengers - when they're "off," it's because the cellular systems that produce, process, and regulate them are dysfunctional.

True hormone healing happens when we restore the cellular systems that control hormone production and regulation.

This is why hormone replacement often provides temporary relief but doesn't address the underlying dysfunction causing the imbalance in the first place.

Hashimoto's "Thyroid" Disease

Truth: Hashimoto's is NOT a thyroid issue - it's an immune system issue where the immune system attacks the thyroid gland and slowly destroys it over time.

The real question is: WHY is your immune system attacking your thyroid?

Usually due to leaky gut, microbiome imbalances, and chronic inflammation from other cellular dysfunction. Fix the immune system dysfunction, and the thyroid attack stops.

PCOS & Insulin Resistance

Truth: These aren't ovarian problems - they're metabolic dysfunction at the cellular level affecting how your cells process insulin and regulate blood sugar.

When cellular metabolism is restored, insulin sensitivity improves, and hormonal balance naturally follows.

Adrenal Fatigue

Truth: Your adrenals aren't "tired" - they're responding normally to cellular stress signals from damaged mitochondria, chronic inflammation, and methylation dysfunction.

Support the cellular systems creating the stress signals, and adrenal function normalizes.

Estrogen Dominance

Truth: This reflects impaired detoxification pathways (methylation dysfunction) that can't properly process and eliminate hormones.

Restore cellular detox capacity, and hormone levels naturally balance without needing to "block" estrogen.

Who Am I and Why Should You Trust Me With Your Health?

Dr. Misty Senz
Nearly 30 Years
of Clinical Excellence

I've Been Where You Are - Frustrated by Conventional Medicine's Limitations

After nearly three decades of practice, I've seen thousands of women told their symptoms are "normal" or "just stress" when I knew there had to be deeper answers. That's why I dedicated my career to understanding the cellular foundations of health that conventional medicine overlooks.

My Credentials & Expertise:

Board Certified Chiropractic Physician
Certified Functional Medicine Practitioner
Certified Functional Bloodwork Specialist
600+ Hours Post-Graduate Education
Nearly 30 Years Clinical Practice

Specialized continuing education in functional medicine, clinical nutrition, cellular health, and advanced diagnostic interpretation

What Sets My Approach Apart:

  • I've personally analyzed over 700 cellular health assessments
  • I look at your body as an interconnected system, not isolated symptoms
  • I use functional ranges, not just "normal" lab values
  • I focus on cellular function, not just symptom suppression

"I don't just see numbers on a lab report - I see the woman behind them who deserves to feel vibrant, energetic, and healthy again."

How the Cellular Health Audit Works

1

Complete the Health Questionnaire

Fill out a detailed questionnaire about your symptoms, health history, and lifestyle factors.

2

Get Comprehensive Bloodwork

Undergo specialized testing that assesses over 75 markers and looks deeper than standard lab work to assess your cellular systems. Included in price.

3

Receive Your Personalized Analysis

I'll review your data through a functional medicine lens and create a personalized video explaining my findings.

4

Understand Your Path Forward

Discover which of my 90-day programs would best address your specific cellular health needs.

Success Stories

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After years of fatigue, brain fog, and unexplained weight gain, the Cellular Health Audit finally showed me what was happening at the root level. Three months into my personalized program, I have more energy than I've had in a decade.

Sarah M., 42
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I saw six different doctors who all told me my tests were 'normal,' yet I still felt terrible. The Cellular Health Audit revealed imbalances in my methylation and mitochondrial function that explained all my symptoms. Now I finally have answers and a path to healing.

Jennifer T., 38
"

For the first time in years, someone actually listened to what I was experiencing and connected all the dots. The audit showed me exactly why I was having gut issues, hormone problems, and constant fatigue. It was like finally getting a roadmap to my health.

Michelle K., 35

The Truth About What This Is Really Costing You

You're not just dealing with symptoms. You're losing precious years of your life to:

Missing out on life: Skipping social events, family gatherings, and adventures because you don't have the energy or feel too unwell
Feeling like a burden: Constantly canceling plans, needing help with basic tasks, watching your loved ones worry about you
Lost confidence: Doubting your own body, feeling betrayed by what used to work, questioning if you're "making it up"
Financial drain: Countless doctor visits, supplements that don't work, treatments that provide temporary relief at best
Relationship strain: Partners who don't understand, friends who think you're being dramatic, family members who've stopped asking how you feel

How much longer are you willing to live this way when there might be answers waiting for you?

Imagine Your Life When You Finally Have Answers

What would it feel like to:

Wake up refreshed and actually have energy to tackle your day without needing three cups of coffee
Feel confident in your body again - knowing exactly what it needs to thrive instead of feeling like you're fighting against it
Stop the endless guessing game of supplements, diets, and treatments that promise results but leave you disappointed
Have a clear roadmap instead of stumbling in the dark, trying random solutions and hoping something works
Reclaim your life - saying yes to plans, being present with your family, pursuing goals you've put on hold

This isn't just about feeling better - it's about getting your life back.

Frequently Asked Questions

How is this different from my regular doctor's testing? +

Traditional medical testing looks for disease states, while the Cellular Health Audit examines functional imbalances that occur before disease develops. We analyze your bloodwork through a different lens, looking at optimal ranges rather than just normal ranges, and connecting patterns that conventional medicine often misses.

What do you test? +

We test over 75 markers in the Audit. Everything we need to understand the functioning of YOUR cellular systems.

We test full panels for Thyroid (including antibodies), Cholesterol (including APOB, Lp(a)), Iron, and Metabolic. Immune System, Adrenals, Inflammation, Vitamin, Minerals, Antioxidants, and so much more.

How long does the audit process take? +

From the time you complete your questionnaire and bloodwork, you'll receive your personalized video analysis within 7-10 business days. The entire process from booking to receiving your recommendations typically takes 2-3 weeks.

Is this covered by insurance? +

The Cellular Health Audit is a private consultation service and is not typically covered by insurance. However, some clients may be able to use HSA/FSA funds or submit for partial reimbursement depending on their plan. Many clients find the investment in understanding their root causes saves them money on ineffective treatments in the long run.

Do I have to commit to a 90-day program? +

The Cellular Health Audit is a standalone service with no obligation to continue with a program. You'll receive valuable insights from the audit alone, and the choice to proceed with a recommended program is entirely yours.

What states are available for testing? +

The Cellular Health Audit is available throughout the United States, except for New York, New Jersey, and Rhode Island due to state regulations regarding lab testing.

The Cellular Health Audit with Functional Bloodwork

Finally understand what's happening in your body at the cellular level and get the precise roadmap to restore optimal function.

Comprehensive Cellular Analysis

Deep dive into all 5 cellular systems through advanced functional bloodwork that reveals what standard labs miss.

Root Cause Identification

Discover exactly which cellular dysfunctions are creating your symptoms and why conventional treatments haven't worked.

Personalized Video Analysis

Receive a detailed video explaining your unique cellular story and how everything connects to your symptoms.

Precise Healing Protocol

Get your exact roadmap for supporting cellular function and reversing the dysfunction causing your symptoms.

Investment: $398

Includes comprehensive functional bloodwork, detailed cellular analysis, and personalized video review

Available in the United States (except NY, NJ, RI)

ONLY 8 Audits Available Per Month
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Stop treating symptoms. Start fixing cells. Get your life back.

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